Ingredients:
- A cabanossi stick
- A segment of orange
Method:
Take a bite of the cabanossi. Take a bite of orange. Chew together; then swallow (if you can manage it).
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This discovery is for the good of mankind for centuries to come.
I stumbled across this one night after boozin’ on for hours at a gig. I got home and realised there wasn’t much to eat … so I drunkenly chopped up an orange. In the process of getting home, I’d woken my housemate who got out of bed to greet me … she went to the fridge and pulled out some cabanossi for a midnight snack. After some brief conversation I stole a bite of her cabanossi while she wasn’t looking; then I hastily took a large bite of an orange segment.
What followed was … unspeakable. My housemate, realising what I had done, began laughing – not realising the extent of psychological damage I was causing myself. I stared off in the distance and kept chewing. My face contorted and tears began rolling down my cheeks. I had begun crying. Not from laughing, or from pain … but from sheer psychological distress. My brain felt that crying would be the best way to deal with such a bizarre flavour overload.
This near-lethal combination of meat and fruit could be served at a child’s party. Especially if you have an intense dislike for the child in question. I also hear that this ’snack’ has been served to detainees at Guantanamo Bay detention camp as a means of interrogation.
5 ‘eeeyuks’ out of 5 ‘eeeyuks’
[Warning: Attempting to eat this may cause irreversible psychological damage.]
Tasty or not so? 